As a band of possums had become quite a problem, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about their possum infestation. Once you get your possum to the house you’re going to have to clean it. A big list of possum jokes! Who the muck wants to eat a possum that’s just GROSS!!! Dark tales of ancient spirits and mythology, fairies, vampires, and more, all dark, all twisted, and all unforgettable. As I recollect granny nev’r liked turkey none, lest it was fried in 10W-30 Pennsoil and chittlin’ slop. It was delicious. Some people here are joking some are not. Next, put the skun and gutted possum in a kerosene tin with enough salted water, chopped onions and pigweed to cover with a round smooth river rock of roughly the same weight as the” tree rat”. OK, obvious rip-off of that famous song. With a very serious face I told him that yes, of course we eat possums but not every day. Oh, if you’re after skunk, I suggest you brush up on your sharpshooting and use a varmint rifle. Here are a couple videos that might be of interest to some of the more fancy readers of this page. As a result the most common possum meal is now sausage. When onion is clear, remove to casserole. Also as has been previously stated, if it can be hunted and don’t whip the hounds, it can be eaten. My mamie used ta makes us really tasty pot pies. Maybe I will burn the intestines so the dogs don’t make a nasty mess or perhaps put them up a tree for the puma (possibly bait for a trap). My Grannies, both of them, and my great granny, used to cook and serve possum to us when I was little up to about age 8. Next you must remove the hair and scurf. This … Can I eat Raccoons? and you can add sea food. A stew is essentially a lot of different things mixed in one large pot. I have a box-trap (salvaged wire shelves) with a bait trigger, and a trigger-rope going inside my house. The possum has a thick, bushy tail, thick body fur, a pointed snout and large, pointed ears. Next use any good rub & coat the meat. Thats what folks from the Caribbean call it. Back when I was a trapeze artist with Ringling Brothers I used possums in my act. with the other!!! My grandfather on my mother’s side was a skilled bow hunter taught by his father. Renowned Chef Charles Draghi posted about this Southern delicacy on Facebook, and it looked good to me. Many vegans and vegetarians around the world are repulsed by all meat. My dear departed father’s favorite meat was coon, with squirrel being a close second, but he told me that possum is greasy stinky meat that is just not fit to eat. Once you get your possum skinned out and cleaned you will need: >> 8 Big Taters Then add seasoning and boil another 1/2 hr. Oh please I don’t know anyone now a days that eat possum. yeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaw!!! Someone with a big personality who knows how to turn roadkill coon into a four star meal. Step 2: get the biggest jug of the cheapest red wine you can get. Should marinate in road oil and other highway grease at least 1 day 1 lb. I shore did like them perty wimmin on yore other page a sight though! Would you all laugh about a Crock-pot Beef Recipe? As for dressing your own meat, well, I’m guessing that your favorite cut of meat is a nice filet mignon or a T-bone. The way you folks are talking and arguing, I surmise that PETA doesn’t stand for People Eating Tasty Animals ? Renowned Chef Charles Draghi posted about this Southern delicacy on Facebook, and it looked good to me. Step 4: dump the wine off the cracked corn and discard it, or drink it if you want. Then I drain & inject the meatiest portions with apple juice & leave in the fridge for another 24 hours. I think grandma had sweet potatoes and hominy as side dishes for the possum, but I’m not sure. Smokin’ possum skin can really fry your mind. Variations in that recipe: Gather some fresh mushrooms from over the septic tank, and add a large onion. You can get your possum for the cost of a few shotgun shells. Hello “Your Reader” and thank you for the good word about the post. If God Forbid you are in New York City again, you gotta ask for manicou. I were obliged to die-rectly attend an ole fashion Tanksgivn’ in my home town of Condemned Creek, Mis’sippi last month. How else would they become so darn unintelligent…. Hilarious label has nutritional facts and other fun stuff on it- guaranteed to amuse! My hoodlum buddies tried peer-pressure to get me to try a puff but I fooled ’em and didn’t inhale. I dont understand why evryone thinks it aint good. Ingredients: two cans of tomato sauce. I prefer spotted owl but since they are small it takes a bunch of them However, they do taste like chicken so if you can’t get spotted owl, your neighbors chickens might do. Not the South! Stews are immensely popular worldwide- since they are amazingly easy to cook. From Roadkill Ravioli to Possum Stew, you get 8 classic gag recipes from Cousin Skeeter's Backwoods Cookin' kitchen. I’m not sure why but there’s just something funny about possums to northerners. Ask the Trinis, the Bayjans and the Domineecans if they know anyone who likes it or cooks it or misses it and wants to go huntin’ for it. BUT TO EAT THEM? where can I buy a possum? With all due respect to garbage pile, and Road Kill Aficionados….Growing up in Georgia in the 50’s, we caught our Possums live with dogs at night………….A Possum was often treed by our Coon Dogs, and I’d climb the tree and shake the Possum out. With the added sweet potatoes it’s an all-in-one meal. I lived with my grandma growing up and she would cook anything my cousin could catch in his trap line. A 16 oz can (by volume) of genuine Obama Bullshit. Get up early before your neighbors find them! Arrange the taters around the possum, strip with bacon, sprinkle with thyme or marjoram, or pepper, and brown in the oven. Add to casserole. We ne’er had none of them fancy chickens and such but Possum & Pelican Pot Pies raised us 14 youngens jus fine. What do you call a possum who can't pee Awesome Score: 6 Share: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? Gator tail is often eaten and gators rot their meat. Up to age 18 or even later in my early 20’s, I would still eat them whenever I visited because I liked them and grew up on them. So in all your city folk sophistication, you will eat escargot and say no to opossum? Wow, them’s eats! i live in the south and trust me, if you want to eat possum, you need to catch it live then feed it greens for a week or so to clean it out. I am sure that somewhere someone has made a pet of almost every animal, including the standard ones like cows and chickens, etc. An alternate method would be to throw away the possum and eat the stick! Joke Can Labels Set Of 8 8 Hilarious Redneck Gag Recipes. >> 1 cooking pot with a good tight lid. Can’t wait to cook this for our campers this weekend! so my mammy made doggy pie. Tripe is a cows stomach but i don't think to many people eat goats stomachs. Possum and racoon are good. Copyright 2014 Canned Junk!. Since then I’ve traveled extensively and have tried dragonfly curry, pickled eel, stuffed bull’s testicles, fried earthworms, boiled termites, grilled scorpions and all sorts of other local foods that people have been kind enough to want to share with me. Place the taters along the sides of the possum and mix in sugar, salt and your choice of thyme, marjoram or pepper to taste. ready to cook in California. i don’t know how to solve the problem, but i do know, i think, that it is a big problem. No opossums are involved with this undertaking. The only way to eat a possum is to get a white oak board the same size of the possum .lay possum on board ,salt & pepper .and a little corn mash on it 1 possum, cut-up 1/2-cup oil 2 garlic cloves, minced 1 medium onion, sliced 4 carrots, cut in thick slices 1 small can whole kernel corn 1 can whole tomatoes 1 bell pepper sliced 2 zucchini cut in large pieces 1/2 head cabbage cut in large pieces 8 ounces tomato juice Don't forget the greens and hominey! THEY COULD HAVE RABIES. Errant buckshot can potentially…umm… DELICIOUS!!!! And it is a highly prized and protected game meat for some of them. Self-stick labels wrap around standard soup cans. I’s i’ll eat possum pie What’s wrong with you people? Of course. Light taste, not strong. He was dead serious, I suppose he learned all about hillbillies from watching television, he had never been out of New York. and other Weird and Bizarre Products         . All of this food is eaten but not in the form of possum meat. As to the one posting about squirrel , salted , peppered and rolled in flour and fried is hard to beat, the same for rabbit. We eat squirrel, groundhog, birds, even a few certain snakes an plants yall would call weeds. While most Americans can’t get enough hotdogs and hamburgers, an Orthodox Jew would find the pork disgusting and taboo, while a devout Hindu would find beef to be so. I look shake and bake. thats why I’m always trying to rig stuff from salvage and metal wire. But when it comes to great meals like Crock-pot Possum or a Possum Stew some people find something funny  about it. Just as an aside, I’ve heard of folks who eat Road Kill, but never actually met anyone who did….Seems to me a good way to become very ill, if you guess wrong…I’ll pass. . Please don’t think that because you have a pet of something, that it means everyone else in the world has to treat it as a pet too. And watch those alleys close for some roadkill possum! Youn’s has the hillbilliest websight I’ve seen in a coons age! If you need lessons on how to skin a possum or if you don’t want to get your hands dirty then you should probably just go to Wallymart or someplace and buy yourself some Possum Treat, that way all you have to do is open up a can and you’re eating possum. Roast your possum with plenty of sweet potatoes and you will dance with joy and whoop gleefully when you sink your teeth into the feast. Consequently I ate stewed opossum as a child. Possums and skunks are on the you’d have to be starving to eat it list around here. Other wild game, like deer, chamois and hare can also be carriers of this disease, but no one mentions this. All you gotta do is skin and gut a little possum in your back yard. You that was trying to act like you are hillbillies try again please!!! cold water 1/8 cup salt 5 beef bouillon cubes 2 bay leaves I have a video camera pointed at it, and I call it “the nature channel”. FYI possums don’t bounce. DIRECTIONS Skin and bone the possum (use only the best meat for the casserole, ie: the strip loins and hind quarters, cubed). Look. She said she done stuffed a-hole dang’d live possum inside younder bird and then rightly fried it to tarnation. When I was jus’ a young’n my doggy die Road kill will do nicely if the animal was not squashed in the organ cavity. Vlog #15 - Grandpa and pickleboy make a bet, talk about The Walking Dead and Grandpa feeds Pickleboy Possum? I grew up in the scrub in outback Queensland, ( Australia,)……..actually, most people say I didn’t grow up, I was kicked up the arse and told to get up……..bastards! Then makes BBQ sauce with ketchup, chili powder, brown sugar onion powder, garlic powder, and liquid smoke. Possum Jokes. Spoiler: Just contains styropeanuts- don't bother opening! But then I cooked up a batch of possum stew using this Creamed Possum in Coon Gravy. Poke your possum with a big sharp stick and hold it over the campfire or coal stove until it is crispy. Many of them would pass up a ham or fresh bacon side for a big coon or fat possum. hey ya’ll!! to everyone else, I’m surprised there are only a couple of comments about feeding them out before skinning. This article was originally published on Oct 24, 2019. Reserve the carcass and trimmings for stock. Man-ee-coo. Think about crabs and lobster, I’ve got kin that won’t eat them due to their diet. That is why l really try hard not to talk like I am from the south. As for me, coon meat stinks and has a bad flavor to it, but young fried squirrel is very delicious. Wildlife services include animal trapping, capture & removal, plus animal damage repairs and preventative measures. Someone mentioned rabies.. What if a dead animal has it and I cook it and eat it.. My guess is that cooking would kill the virus and transfer only occurs from poor handling/hygene. Possums take longer to cook than taters so wait until your possum has stewed for about an hour before you add the taters to the pot. My high falootin wife is not going to bee happy when I serve it to her…. Somewhere on Staten Island there is an old dude who tells his grandchildren, “The eat possums all the time down in Kentucky. We often hear about how technology has made people more lazy and here is yet another sad case. They are better than beef but not as good as buffalo. !…For the possum that is. Yep, puma or coyote would be luscious and tasty compared to possum or Pepe LePew. Go and pick up as many drunk birds you want and leave the rest to sober up. I swears I just seen me a possum in the voting line with my own very eyes! You might even find it delicious when cooked as a stew. Well, I’ll tell you what, after reading all this ankee crap about cooking possums, I realize you’re all full of bullshit!!! I am a damn yankee and I have eaten possum, woodchuck, squirrel, snapping turtle, beaver, and many other meats. OK, truth be told it is filled with non-edible organic filler..... Open a can of Whoop-Ass on someone you hate today! I have to say, they’re bony and not much meat( compared to a meat rabbit), but the meat is good. People eat just about everything on a pig, Pickled pigs feet and chitlins are sold in the grocery store. Ingredients in this Easy Brunswick Stew Recipe In Virginia, our Brunswick Stew favors chicken as the primary meat, while Georgians tend to prefer pork and beef. Pot liquor, sweet potatoes. A tricky possum likes to play tricks on his friend. You're not going to get anything too cutting edge here, but you are going to get a … Possum would be much more a Cajun dish. ‘Possum Stew is a collection of short stories from multi-award winning paranormal and dark fiction author David W. Thompson. . Served with a nice glass of Pinot Noir or my personal favorite, Rum and possum Juice, straight up with a twist, make a meal that will impress any guest! If you can’t shoot a gun where you live take your son, or some buddies, out on garbage night with some baseball bats. Stews are immensely popular worldwide- since they are amazingly easy to cook. There is no flavor or use for these. Shucks, I had to move down to Georgia before I could find others who appreciated such delicacies as possum, catfish, wild greens, and the like. #3. ROAD KILL STEW : 4 lb. 44 reviews of Possum Trot "The Possum Trot Supper Club may not sound like the kind of place that you want to be associated with. The truth is that in most hillbilly homes you’d be lucky to see possum on the table two or three times a week. possum! I have eaten gator, squirrel, rabbit, ground hog, snapping turtle, frog legs, deer and rattle snake but I guess I have to say no when it comes to escargot. A correctly prepared possum is scalded and scraped like a hog, the skin helps contain the delicious possum juices. It's a dismembered stuffed unicorn in a can. I trap tons of possums, but I apply the SSS rule, Shoot, Shovel, Shut-Up. And so his friends decide to play a trick on him and say that they are going to make "possum stew." Possums are particularly fond of garbage dumps so a trip to the dump, late at night with beer, flashlights and shotguns can be loads of fun. CannedJunk offers a 100% moneyback guarantee if you are not satisfied with your purchase. then give the possum to the dogs and eat the white oak board . …….don’t worry, it doesn’t hurt, so long as you keep clear of those claws, the bastard goes berserk!! 1 can of water. Don’t judge me, unless you have ever took time to look at them they have 5 fingers and there back feet are like us 4 fingers and a thumb. They go under a fruit tree, those delicious apricots, walnuts, pears, apples, etc, indirectly are …. Put some tomatoe sauce in the pot (s). Even when confronted with a predator, they will use the infamous "playing possum" technique to appear dead and avoid an actual brawl. I also used to eat racoons as well; they were very good the way my grandparents fixed them, usually baked. Then they hope you are dumb enought to actually try it. Splat. The head and skin should be left intact because they were considered to be the best parts. . Fraud!!!! Cant forget the sweet tea either. Four Pack of Creamed Possum in Coon Fat Gravy! Dragons must be plentiful if the folks in Scotland can can them and sell the meat for this price! and have u ever known anyone to get sick from handling possoms? This release was unsuccessful and a second release 20 years later at the same Southland location was required for them to establish. Thanks for the recipees. !…….Anyway, it puts the “wild” taste through the meat. Many tales of ‘said dead possum’ being infact commatosed after impact with untaxed hillbilly truck and then inserted into pot or fire …then coming round is too numerous to mention…very distressing! The back of the can suggests serving it with wild ramps. I believe that this is why Bar-B-Que sauce was invented. My grandma swore by it, she could wring ones neck with one hand while rolling a ciggy. Goes great with deep fried squirrel nugget appetizers! How to make it. Not to mention rabbit. Skinning Gutting And Cleaning Your Possum? Alternative recipes for roadkill include raccoon kebabs, moose-and-squirrel meat balls, Pennsylvania possum pot pie and skunk skillet stew. One can of delicious, slightly charred dragon meat, One can contains 100% of your daily value of havoc, terror, inferno, destruction, magic, and rage, Also contains trace amounts of poetry and ballet. Two. The meat was greasy especially on the possums, and kind of crispy and stringy, maybe that’s the way they cooked them. Variety is the spice and the substance of life. That is one thing that they did get right on Beverly Hillbillies, you never say Granny cook grits or greens or anything without making pot liquor out of hog jowls or ham hocks or something. Students could make their own "animal stew" and make a recipe for what they would put in it. I have a baby possum I am trying to raise. >> 2 big spoons of butter Little has changed except we didn't have electronic distractions … flat beer (Pabst is GOOD) I’ve had possum, coon, ground hog, skunk, squirrel, and turtle and it was all good. Creamed Possum with Sweet Potatoes Garnished in Coon Fat Gravy? My brother Orville got hitched when he done turned fourteen and a half. weeeeell dawgy, now ats the way to get her in yer stomach ah think weve got some possums in er old barn, ima go get them little rascals and cook em up, good eatin and good protein!!!! Does anybody know how to ketch all the quail and doves you want with fireing a shot? First before sure the possum isn’t playing dead, they are very good at that. garlic salt I live in the south. And believe it or not, I did actually come here looking for opossum recipes and to see if they in fact carry any sort of disease or worms or bacteria that one may have to worry about, just in case. My grandparents would waste nothing. Put the possum in the pot with just enough water to keep it from burning, cover with a good tight lid. No possum but our house specialty is skunk. Kinda grease but got a lot of fiber in it, muskrat,possum,squrrel,rabbit,raccone,rattlesnake,snapping turtle,bear,deer and some Then you wash him{ back then, it was with lye soap but now I guess you could use dawn. 1. Like 95% of Americans, the meat in my diet consists of either beef, pork, chicken, turkey, or fish/shellfish. Canned Junk!2 Highway AveLudlow, KY 41016United Statesph: 859-581-1200fax: 859-581-1234cannedjunk@cannedjunk.com. Every 15 minutes or so take off the lid and baste the possum with the juices. whole garlic cloves 3 c. Jalapeno peppers with seeds 1 bucket of green onions 1 gal. 21 of them, in fact! A stew is essentially a lot of different things mixed in one large pot. Of course this is all smoke and no fire- it's a threat with no real back up! Granny done outdones herselfs! Is it true that “you people” eat possums? Bullfrog and snappingturtle are also delusions. Y’all should try muskrat or beaver, They are more lean than a greasy old muskrat and tastier. Stop and think about it! we think not! Think of it as a watery soup. In a can? The turkey was fine eatin’! Every 15 minutes or so take off the lid and baste the possum with the juices. Pass a can of creamed possum out to your favorite aunts and uncles at dinner, and get someone to record their reaction for an evergreen prank video. In God’s eyes he is just as beautiful as you or your kids or a dog or cat just like any other animal!!! (Note: contains fill product....nothing edible inside!) Bad, bad pie! Did you know goat meat is the most widely consumed meat in the world…. Ever since I can remember, we’d be sent out into the bush with a pea rifle and told not to come back without some sort of tucker, whether it be a sugarbag of possums, a ‘roo, a couple of goannas or a young wombat, or if we were cunning enough, one of the neighbours sheep or a young calf!! I don’t hold it against you because you have a pet possum, don’t hold it against me that I eat them. Dang thing almost flew into the side of the barn and I aint been smokin’ any of that wacky-tobacky either. used to be a hotel in trinity county – lewiston hotel – would have a wild game feast every year, painter, black bear, venison, salmon, opossum, squirrels- good times! It starts with the New Year vampire and a story is told for all the big holidays. I’m a tv producer and I’m looking for the ultimate hillbilly chef for a new tv show. Chef Folse is Cooking some Possom and Sweet Potatoes in South Louisiana! One to eat and one to watch for cars. Goat tastes like lamb, I've eaten it and it's delicious if someone knows how to cook it. Said Possum was taken home and put in a chicken coop and fed corn, grain and veggies for about 2 weeks to 30 days to clean their system of all the carrion and other disgusting and unhealthy stuff they will consume. Vlog #15 - Grandpa and pickleboy make a bet, talk about The Walking Dead and Grandpa feeds Pickleboy Possum? In my forty years in the circus I never took a fall. mince-meat pie but ain’t got no mince! road kill (raccoon or opossum, squirrel is too meager) Preferably 2 to 3 days old. Possum stew is mainly cooked within North America- more of a roadkill cuisine. Texas Pussums are best if put in a microwave whole , Set it on high power for 45 minutes , It will let you know when its done ( toy will hear it ) ,Place a large towl at the door of the microwave and open the door , Scrape and spoon the pussum gravy off the door walls and top dont worry about some hail , it just helps make the gravy thicker . Even when confronted with a predator, they will use the infamous "playing possum" technique to appear dead and avoid an actual brawl.