Pepsi Cola burned him upNow he's drinking 7-Up7-Up made him chokeNow he's drinking Diet CokeDiet Coke gave him liceNow he's drinking Orange SliceOrange Slice made him spewNow he's drinking Mountain Dew, I pledge allegiance to the flag Michael Jackson makes me gag Coca Cola mix it up now I am drinking seven up seven up has no caffeine now I am drinking gasoline gasoline has no taste now I am eating toothpaste toothpaste is to chewy now I trying something newy mick mouse rent a house couldn’t pay the rent so got kicked out 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. We will later learn that he has probably stolen the money off his sister. Miss Susie had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell. I went to Bella Vista Elementary in Monterey Park, CA during the early 80s, and we sang the exact version you have from Placentia. Definitely in northern NJ about 84-85. Then again, by the time it had filtered to my fifth grade, the story about him being burned while filming a Pepsi commercial had faded away; I didn’t make the connection at the time, personally. My name is KI PICKLE I PICKLE I KI BUM BUM BIRDY WALLA WALLA WHISKEY INDIAN CHIEF! Pennicillan said the doctor, caster oil said the nurse. Miss.Suzie went to get it and hurt her little ask me no more questions please tell me no more lies the boys are in the shower pulling down their flies are in the city the bees are in the park Miss.Suzie's with her boyfriend kissing in the D-A-R-K D-A-R-K DARK DARK DARK. He probably lapped at it for around 45 seconds or so. Miss Suzie had a steeamboat, her steamboat had a bell. I have a job crushing Pepsi cans. 7-up has no caffeine now I'm drinking gasoline. Going to my first concert - Culture Club 11/22/84. In the chill of the night, At the scene of a crime. New Wave! Please check out the Children's Rhymes submission page. Miss Suzie had a steamboat, Her steamboat had a bell. Papa said so Mama said so That's the way you shake it if you want to catch a beau Shake it east Shake it west Until you've got enough I've got enough I've got enough I've got a pocket full of stuff! He drank up all the water, he ate up all the soap. I pledge allegiance to the flag Micheal Jackson is my dad, Based on that, all of these fizzy drinks such as Pepsi-Cola, 7-Up, Coca-Cola, and so on, come under the heading of permissible drinks that Allah has permitted to us, despite the fact that some of their ingredients may have been dissolved in a small amount of alcohol. Pepsi-Cola burned him up. It would probably get kids in a lot more trouble now than it did back then. Gasoline had no great taste, now I'm drinking toxic waste. Jingle bells, Batman smells Robin laid an egg Batmobile lost a wheel And Joker ran away, Mama mama cant you see, what the army did to me, they took away my favorite jeans, now I am wearing army greens, I went downtown to see my dad, he was looking pretty sad, I asked him could I cheer him up, he told me to shut up, I went downtown to see my mom, she was chewing spirit gum, I asked her if I could have some, she looked at me like I was dumb, I went downtown to milk a cow, I swear to god I dont know how, I went to a Chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread bread bread. Pepper fixed him upnow we all drink 7-Up7-Up caught the fluNow we all drink Mountain DewMountain Dew caught it tooNow we don't know what to do". mountain dew fell off the mountain, now were drinking from the fountain. Dr. Pepper fixed him up, Now we all drink 7-up. Christopher Crabface sailed the Missisloppy river in 1492. Billie Jean went out of sight now were talking dynamite Wealth and fame, she's ignored, "Action" is, her reward. Jan 30, 2021 - Explore Race Angel Photography©'s board "7-Up the UnCola" on Pinterest. I see London, I see France, I see (someone's name)underpants. Miss Suzie called the doctor, Miss Suzie called the nurse Miss Suzie called the lady with the alligator purse. Knock, knock, rattle, rattle, honk, beep, beep. My mother gave me a nickle, my father gave me a dime My sister gave me a boyfriend,his name was Frankenstein. It was renamed Pepsi-Cola in 1898, "Pepsi" because it was advertised to relieve dyspepsia (today more commonly known as indigestion or an upset stomach) and "Cola" referring to the cola flavor. THE DARK IS LIKE A MOVIE A MOVIE IS LIKE A SHOW A SHOW IS LIKE video and thats all i know i know iknow my ma i know i know my pa my ma was born in London my pa was born i france i was born in th hospital without my under pants. Were the bull frogs jump to bank to bankyit gog hip bamb bomb soda pop the frog missed the lilly and he went ker-plop. Dr. Pepper nursed him up, And now he’s drinking 7-Up. He's Popeye the sailor man (toot, toot). It rolled through the garden, and under a bush. Miss Susie had a baby she named him Tiny Tim She put him in the bath tub to see if he can swim He drank up all the water, he ate up all the soap He tried to eat the bathtub but it wouldn't fit his throat miss susie called the doctor miss susie called nurse she called the lady with the alligator purse sick said the doctor bellyache said the nurse pizza said the lady with the alligator purse. We had a little saying: I pledge allegiance to the flag, Michael Jackson is a fag. Philly. Coca Cola came to town Diet Pepsi shot him down Dr. Pepper picked him up Now we’re drinking 7-Up. I will pretty much ignore most anything that starts with "Roses are Red" unless You get rid of the coke and pepsi and any other fizzy drinks. Hey mom, whats for dinner? McDonald's has it's own web page. I was one of three black kids at my entirely Asian and Hispanic school, and I was on high-alert for anything that mocked my identity (primarily because I didn't really have one.) “Right Now… 7 Up caught the flu, now we're drinking Mt. The rhyme circulated a lot, and appeared in at least three scholarly works on children’s folklore in the mid-late 80s, and there’s a. I’m not sure this one survives among today’s kids. This one could have been a Virginia thing. she called the doctor and the doctor said let's get the rhythm of the head *ding dong! People change them and sing them differently. Beat It now & don't you tell her this fine tale about the Thriller. The Van Halen guitar riffs spun out over the ad. Once the sugar and fat rush has subsided after 2 or days his temper and anxiety levels as well as his powers of concentration will improve. Pepsi was first introduced as "Brad's Drink" in New Bern, North Carolina, United States, in 1893 by Caleb Bradham, who made it at his drugstore where the drink was sold. Late last night, when we were all in bed, Old Mother Leary left the lantern in the shed, And when the cow kicked it over, she winked her eye and said, "It'll be a hot time in old town tonight!". My ma went back to London my Pa went back to France i went back to the hospital to get back my underpants. Coca Cola went to town Diet Pepsi shot him down Dr. Pepper picked him up Now we're drinking 7-Up 7-Up got the flu Now we're drinking Mountain Dew Mountain Dew fell off a mountain Now we're drinking from a fountain Fountain broke, people choke, Now we're back to drinking coke. Chorus. She put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim. Michael Jackson before he got weird and the Pepsi ad gone wrong. I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. Spider-Girl, Spider-girl, The sight of a housefly makes her hurl. Miss Suzie punched the nurse. He's Popeye the sailor man (toot, toot). Kawasaki let the good time roll Flush your teacher down the toilet bowl When she comes through the sewer pipe Run her over with your motor bike, Strawberry shortcake, cream on top tell me the name of your sweetheart is it A B C D E..... (the letter you land on you have to have sex with), bin ban choo choo train girl you think you got it all but you dont i do so boom wiht that additude bing bang choo choo train resses pieces 7 up mess with me ill mess you up. Pepsi Bar Jokes The Plane A woman called and said "I need to fly to Pepsi-cola on one of those computer planes." So, I finally ended up giving him a bit in his bowl to drink. By 1915 his drink was appearing in seven states, but World War I and sugar would finish him. Coca Cola burned his butt, now I'm drinking 7-up. And Allah knows best. ... John Harris of Pepsi-Cola ... if they can't back them up … The goose drank wine. Rubberface, but don't repeat it- now his dance steps are to Beat It. May-Pops They make your feet feel fine May-Pops They cost a dollar ninety-nine * We called the knock-off tennis shoes "May-Pops" here, but in other places they were also called "Bobo's" or "Buddies.". Ice cream soda Cherry on top Who's your (boyfriend/girlfriend) I forgot A, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, I, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, z. Like a streeeeak of light, She arrive just out of time. pepsi cola went to town, coke a cola locked him down,doctor pepper picked him up, now were drinking 7up, 7up got the flu, so now were drinking mountain dew,mountain dew fell of the mountain, now were drinking out a fountain, somehow fountain just got broke, so now were drinking cherry coke, cherry coke lost its cherry, so now were drinking logan berry, logan berry said oh dear, so now were drinking root … Like Totally, For Sure, I Just Got A Manicure, The Sun, I Swear, Is Bleaching Up My Gorgeous Hair, 33, 44, I Don't Know The Stupid Score Go, Go Fight, Fight Gee I Hope I Look All Right Go, Go Fight, Fight Gooooo ?????! so wrong . But Billy Jean is just a song and now he's sing-in All Night Long! ", I'm a little smelly skunk, sitting under someone's bunk Nobody want to sleep with me I'm as smelly as can be Second verse - Same as the first! CLINT THOUGHT OF THE DAY Pepsi cola came to town, Coca Cola shot him down, Dr. Pepper stitched him up, now we all drink 7Up. reply 0. beiberxxoo146 1 decade ago. Spider-Girl, Spider-Girl, Cowardly neighborhood Spider-Girl. If you don't, I don't care, I'll pull down your underwear. Pepsi Cola burnt him up, now he’s drinking 7-UP. Pepsi Cola shot him down. As the Superbowl hit half-time, Pepsi unveiled its latest addition to the cola family — Crystal Pepsi. Jingle Bells, Batman smells Robin laid and egg The batmobile lost it's wheel and Joker got away, hey! Miss Mary Mack mack mack all dressed in black black black with silver buttons buttons buttons all down her back back back She went upstairs stairs stairs to ask her mother mother mother for 15 cents cents cents to see the elephants elephants elephants jump over the fence fence fence. Gasoline has no good taste. It rolled off the table, and onto the floor, and then my poor meatball, rolled right out the door. Miss.Suzie had a steaboat the steamboat had a bell(toot toot) Miss.Suzie went to heaven the steamboat went to hello operator please give me #9if you disconnect me ill kick you from ebhind the shower curtain there laid a piece of glass. "Pepsi-Cola came to town, Coca-Cola shot him down. Miss Suzie went to heaven, Her steamboat went to... Hell-o operator, give me number nine. Take a look, overhead. Pepsi cola went to town, Coca cola shot him down. The one is silver, And the other's mold. 7-up went to jail now were drinkin ginger ale ginger ale got the flu now were drinkin mtn dew ." This is to be done with jumproping. Coca Cola went to town, Pepsi Cola shot him down. The rhyme circulated a lot, and appeared in at least three scholarly works on children’s folklore in the mid-late 80s, and there’s a 1994 book about black identity in popular culture which identifies it as a jump rope rhyme. While Eddie Murphy, for example, was definitely talked about as black, no one ever talked about Jackson or Prince as black artists. With regard to your presumptive version about Sprite turning him white, I don't think that would've been a modification for one reason: Michael Jackson, as well as his then-FOIL Prince, transcended race. Miss Suzie paid the lady with the alligator purse! 7UP has no caffiene; Now he's singing Billie Jean. down by the banks of the banks of the hanky panky. Oh no, the fountain broke Now we’re back to diet Coke Diet Coke got in a muddle Now we’re drinking from the puddle Now he's drinking gasoline. When I found my meatball t'was nothing but mush. Ain't got no rain barrel, Ain't got no cellar door. Doctor, doctor, will I die? Quack a dilly Oh My , quack quack quack Say cinco cinco cinco cinco sack! I'm the king of the castle and you're the dirty rascal! (Done to hand clapping). Yarrgh. * let's get the rhythm of the head *ding dong! Coca Cola burned his butt, now I'm drinking 7-up. He lives in a garbage can (toot, toot). grandma grandma, sick in bed. 10,384 885. I'm chiquita banana and I'm here to say , get rid of your teacher the easy way, put the banana peel on the floor and watch your teacher fly out the door. fountain broke had a stoke, now were drinking cherry coke. Now he's drinking Seven up. The reference to "burned him up" in our version was a reference literally to the ill-fated commercial, and the common expression of anger or frustration. 6 Harmful Effects of Drinking Coca Cola (Coke) or Pepsi Published on February 8, 2017 February 8, 2017 • 35 Likes • 5 Comments Reagan being elected. Now he's drinking toxic waste." Out went the water, out went the soap, out went the bathtub, that wouldn't fit down his throat, out went the doctor, out went the nurse, out went the lady with the alligator purse. hot dog, stomp stomp, clap clap, ding dong! Pibb shot him downDr. Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Crazy Jill forgot her pill and now they have a daughter. Monchichi, monchichi I can see somebody (do seeing motion with your hand) Monchichi, monchichi I can do karate (do hand chopping moting on your arm) Monchichi, monchichi I can play Atari (do joystick playing motion with hands) Monchichi, monchichi - oops! 1 2 3 4 5 I'm Alive! Miss Susie called the Doctor, The Doctor called the nurse, The nurse called the lady with the alligator purse. Miss Suzie knocked the doctor. Dew. I don't know let's count to five. It was 1993. I think these kind of things are different everywhere. 7-Up caught the ‘flu Now we’re drinking Irn Bru Irn Bru fell down the mountain Now we’re drinking from the fountain. Lemonade (clap, clap, clap) Crunchy Ice (clap, clap, clap) Beat it once (clap, clap, clap) Beat it twice (clap, clap, clap) Lemonade, Crunchy Ice, Beat it once, Beat it twice, Oh yeah... Jingle bells batman smells robin layed egg, Batmobile had lost it's wheel, And joker played ballet, batman's in the kitchen, robin's in the hall joker's in the bathroom peeing on the wall. Billie Jean was not his lover and his nose is made of rubber! And Allah knows best. Dec 1, … A: He burped 7up I thought I was drowning in Pepsi, but it was only a fanta sea. There's a land on mars where the women smoke cigars the men wear bikinis and the children drink martinis every breath you take is enough to kill a snake when the snake dies you put diamond in his eyes when the diamonds crack you put mustard on his back when the mustard fades you call the king of spades when the king of spades says stop (the ones who move are out) when the king of spades says go (repeat last two lines until last person is standing). Smiling for an artist, he declared Pepsi to be “A bully drink… refreshing, invigorating, a fine bracer before a race.” He was also an innovator of shipping his products via motor transport, our NC site says. Verse 2: Oh Johnny playmate, I cannot play with you. Mine was: Down by the banks of the hanky lanky where the bullfrogs jumped from bank to bank.He said EIOS. dr. pepper picked him up, now were drinking seven up. Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat. I ran past the corner I ran past the block I ran right into a doughnut shop I picked out a doughnut with lots of grease And gave the lady a five cent peice She looked at the money and she looked at me This money isn't good she said you see There's a hole in the middle and I could see right through There's a hole in the doughnut too Thanks for the doughnut toot-a-loo, MISS SUE (CLAP CLAP) MISS SUE FROM ALABAMA SHE'S HAVIN A PARTY CHICA BOOM CHICA BOOM CHICA BOOM BOOM BOOM MAMA GOT THE MEASELS DADDY GOT THE FLU I AIN'T LYIN NEITHER ARE YOU JUST SITTIN IN THE FIELD PEALING WHITE POTATAS SITTIN IN THE HALL DRINKIN ACHAHOL GOT TO DRUNK I FELL OUT HOW MANY HOURS WAS I KNOCKED OUT, MICKEY MOUSE BUILT A HOUSE AND MADE IT OUT OF GLASS. It causes him some problems. There goes the Spider-Girl. I hope he’ll be okay. 19, col. 4: It seems like an obvious enough move to turn “Michael Jackson” into, say, “Justin Bieber,” but maybe a guy really does have to be doing soda commercials for this one to work. Me Chinese Me no dumb Me stick finger in Daddy's bum Daddy go fart and me go zoom That's how I get home so soon! He made me do the dishes, he made me wash the floor He made we wash his underpants and I kicked him out the door! The purpose of this page is to list out various childrens' rhymes that were 2009-07-17 7:54:03 PM : ... Pepsi cola blew him up Now he's drinkin 7-UP. Knock, knock, rattle, rattle, honk, beep, beep. Knock, knock, rattle, rattle, honk, beep, beep. Dr Pepper fixed him up, now we’re drinking 7UP..." You have to hand it to the elementary schoolyard: it inspired a plethora of rhymes and games you’ll carry with you for the rest of your life.Since we were in preschool, we’ve played games that taught us hand-eye coordination and maybe even a few life lessons through those catchy rhymes. Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps Cockeyed Mosquitos and bow-legged ants I stand before you to sit behind you To tell you something I know nothing about. As the Superbowl hit half-time, Pepsi unveiled its latest addition to the cola family — Crystal Pepsi. seven up got the flu, now were drinking mountain dew. Now he's drinking 7Up." Listen, bud, She's got water insteade of blood. A little bit louder and a little bit worse! sweet sweet baby, I'll never let you go shimmy shimmy cocoa puff, shimmy shimmy pow! Miss Suzie had a steamboat, Her steamboat had a bell. Flies are dangerous, bees are worse, That the end of my little verse! Dr. Pepper fixed him up, Now we all drink 7-Up “Pepsi-Cola went to town” was cited in print in 1960; the author of the chant is not known. Pizzia said the lady with the alligator purse! Pepsi cola burned his butt Now he's drinking 7-Up 7-Up has too much lean Now he's drinking Doctor clean Jun 25, 2017 #68. But 7UP's got no caffeine so now he's doing Billy Jean. popular during the 80s. Pepsi Cola burned his butt. Little Sally Walker Sitting in a saucer Rise Sally Rise Wipe your weepy eyes Put your hand on your hips and let your back bone shake OH shake it to the east OH shake it to the west OH shake it to the one that you love the best! Miss Suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the... D-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark, dark, dark, Darker than the ocean, darker than the sea, Darker than the naked boy, Casing after me! Though we knew it as 'burned him up.' He did the math and quickly figured out that it'd take him $700,000 to buy the Pepsi points he needed for the Harrier Jet. HEY THERE!!! Here comes the Spider-Girl. They jumped so high high high they reached the sky sky sky, and they did'nt come back back back 'til the first of July July July July can�. One day I was walking Walking to the fair I met a sinorita with flowers in her hair O shake it sinorita shake it if you can shake it like a milkshake and shake it once again she waddled to the bottom she waddled to the top she turned around she turned around until she hollered S-T-O-P Stop! Can she swing, from a thread? DAFFY DUCK MESSED IT UP AND MADE ME KICK HIS A**, I was going to Kentucky, I was going to a fair I met a senorita with diamonds in her hair Oh, shake it, shake it, shake it Shake it all you can Shake it like a milkshake Shake it once again Turn to the east Turn to the west Turn to the one that you like best, Mailman mailman do your duty here comes the lady with the african booty she can do the pop-pop she can do the splits but most of all she can kiss kiss kiss...k-i-s-s-i-n-g (as reciting each letter girls get lower into the splits). Change the first lines to some other Playground rhyme staple (“Michael jackson went to France / to teach the ladies how to dance” works just fine), and then you can go on for days. Pledge allegiance to the flag, Michael Jackson makes me gag. ***** Alexcia wrote: "I came across the Coca-Cola Went to Town lyrics via Google. East side, west side, My boyfriend took me to the candy store. "I pledge allegiance to the flag. Pepsi Cola burned him up so now he's drink-in 7Up. Pepsi Cola burnt him up- now he's drinking 7UP! Here’s a reader submission that the contributor first heard in 1984 in Placentia, CA. Pepsi cola burned him up, now we're talking 7 up, 7 up has no caffeine now we're talking Billie Jean, that was its own rhyme too: Coca-cola came to town, diet Pepsi shot him down, Dr. Pepper helped him up, now we're drinking 7 Up. I pledge allegiance to the flagMichael Jackson is a fagFill him up with Coke and beer —, (and then the teacher put a stop to it; I never learned what the fourth line as). One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight, back to back they faced each other, pulled out knives and shot each other, two deaf policemen heard this noise, came and shot those two dead boy, if you don't believe this lie is true, you can ask the blindman who saw it all too. Fads & Fashion Section Navigation Follows. Pledge allegiance to the flag, Michael Jackson makes me gag. Michael Jackson is a ---. CLINT THOUGHT OF THE DAY Pepsi cola came to town, Coca Cola shot him down, Dr. Pepper stitched him up, now we all drink 7Up. Flies are in the meadow, the bees are in the park. 25 June 1971, The Morning Herald - The Evening Standard (Uniontown, PA), “The Junior Reporter Club,” pg. He drinks Pepsi-Cola incessantly, obsessively. He put it in a half pound bag and this is what he said said said "My name is Kayai Yippie Ai Yippie Ai Kayai Humble Berries Chocolate Cherries Wally Wally Whiskey Chinese Chopsticks Chop chop chow! Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies. Firstly, he does not have much money to get it. pepsi cola went to town, coke a cola locked him down,doctor pepper picked him up, now were drinking 7up, 7up got the flu, so now were drinking mountain dew,mountain dew fell of the mountain, now were drinking out a fountain, somehow fountain just got broke, so now were drinking cherry coke, cherry coke lost its cherry, so now were drinking logan berry, logan berry said oh dear, so now …